{"product_id":"please-be-patient-with-me-t-shirt","title":"Please Be Patient With Me T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"95\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI remember when hanging up the phone actually required effort.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"97\" data-end=\"319\"\u003eIf you know what a busy signal sounds like, programmed a VCR without calling tech support, or survived an entire childhood without GPS tracking your every move, congratulations. You're apparently a historical artifact now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"321\" data-end=\"486\"\u003eThis shirt is for the generation that grew up memorizing phone numbers, using paper maps, and accepting that if someone wasn't home, you just had to try again later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"613\"\u003eWear it to family dinners, airports, grocery stores, or anywhere a teenager can ask what the strange object on your shirt is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"786\"\u003ePrinted on a premium Comfort Colors 1717, 6.5 oz garment-dyed tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton and printed in the USA. Built to outlast most smartphone charging cables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConfuse A Younger Person.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43934739824727,"sku":"12819853514806988653","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":43934739857495,"sku":"95834646400758577630","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ S","offer_id":43934739890263,"sku":"47962866787480367343","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":43934739923031,"sku":"31909451311022165699","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43934739955799,"sku":"11537664210146989761","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":43934739988567,"sku":"18436052293242798129","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ M","offer_id":43934740021335,"sku":"16406248307677116629","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":43934740054103,"sku":"14256995558649909585","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43934740086871,"sku":"27844017414763845542","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":43934740119639,"sku":"57271240001016952386","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ L","offer_id":43934740152407,"sku":"13894225960383894577","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":43934740185175,"sku":"19741433438523298705","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43934740217943,"sku":"42013780109341453782","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":43934740250711,"sku":"70865389714409504476","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ XL","offer_id":43934740283479,"sku":"18017941429955335635","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43934740316247,"sku":"28364616465647662421","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43934740349015,"sku":"12671866287519122587","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":43934740381783,"sku":"19604111732997205659","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 2XL","offer_id":43934740414551,"sku":"10140841788414479557","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43934740447319,"sku":"16885006608178762165","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43934740480087,"sku":"16239601497763563895","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 3XL","offer_id":43934740512855,"sku":"19303257990363040069","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 3XL","offer_id":43934740545623,"sku":"23457240757391716103","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43934740578391,"sku":"27673697752297299208","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43934740611159,"sku":"17255901660562419609","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 4XL","offer_id":43934740643927,"sku":"22936330024059243846","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hemp \/ 4XL","offer_id":43934740676695,"sku":"86862434972044473513","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":43934740709463,"sku":"53352415838006783073","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1533\/1923\/files\/Black.png?v=1781070812","url":"https:\/\/mocktshirts.com\/products\/please-be-patient-with-me-t-shirt","provider":"Mock Tshirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}