Best Dad in the Galaxy T-Shirt
Our Promise
If it shows up wrong, we fix it. No forms. No runaround. Just email us like a person and we will handle it like people.
That is the whole policy.
Washing Instructions
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:
- Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
- Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
- Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
- First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)
Drying Instructions:
- Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
- Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
- Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.
Additional Tips:
- Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
- Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
- If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Free shipping on orders over $85 because you are already spending money on the truth. The least we can do is cover the postage.
Orders ship within 7 business days. Made in the USA means it takes a minute. Worth it. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and you will have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or ignore it completely. We support both personality types equally.
Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
We want you wearing the shirt, not emailing us about it. If something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, that is on us and we will fix it. No drama. We save the drama for the shirts.
Here is how it works:
- Damaged or defective? Full refund. No questions asked.
- You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
- Item needs to be unused and in the condition it arrived.
- Email us at customerservice@mocktshirts.com. A real human responds. Not a bot. Not a form. A person.
We are not a faceless warehouse operation. If something is wrong, just reach out like a normal human and we will sort it out like normal humans. Nobody here has time for unnecessary nonsense and neither do you.
Policy subject to change, but it will always be reasonable. That is the whole point.
He did not ask for a trophy. He showed up anyway, every single time, and somehow made it look like he knew what he was doing even when he absolutely did not.
This one is for the dad who fixes things with whatever is in the garage, gives advice that takes fifteen years to appreciate, and has been telling the same three jokes since 1987. The force is strong, the patience is stronger, and the dad jokes are non-negotiable.
Give it to him for Father's Day. Give it to him because it is Tuesday. He will wear it until it falls apart, which is also very on brand.
Unisex sizing. Printed and shipped in the USA.
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