Personalized Birthday Crew Tee - Put Your Person's Name On It
Our Promise
If it shows up wrong, we fix it. No forms. No runaround. Just email us like a person and we will handle it like people.
That is the whole policy.
Washing Instructions
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:
- Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
- Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
- Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
- First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)
Drying Instructions:
- Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
- Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
- Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.
Additional Tips:
- Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
- Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
- If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Free shipping on orders over $50 because you are already spending money on the truth. The least we can do is cover the postage.
Orders ship within 7 business days. Made in the USA means it takes a minute. Worth it. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and you will have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or ignore it completely. We support both personality types equally.
Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
We want you wearing the shirt, not emailing us about it. If something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, that is on us and we will fix it. No drama. We save the drama for the shirts.
Here is how it works:
- Damaged or defective? Full refund. No questions asked.
- You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
- Item needs to be unused and in the condition it arrived.
- Email us at customerservice@mocktshirts.com. A real human responds. Not a bot. Not a form. A person.
We are not a faceless warehouse operation. If something is wrong, just reach out like a normal human and we will sort it out like normal humans. Nobody here has time for unnecessary nonsense and neither do you.
Policy subject to change, but it will always be reasonable. That is the whole point.
Because showing up in matching shirts is the most chaotic thing a friend group can do, and that is exactly the point.
Somebody in your life is turning a year older and pretending they are fine about it. The least you can do is show up coordinated. This is a custom birthday crew tee built for the people who actually put in the effort, the ones who organize the group chat, order the cake, and still manage to get everyone in the same shirt by Saturday night. We see you. This one is for you.
Here is how it works: the shirt defaults to "Martin's 50th Birthday Crew" in the mockup but it is not staying that way. Before you add to cart, hit the personalization field and swap in your person's name and their milestone number. Their name. Their age. Their moment. Printed and shipped just for them, in whatever color fits the vibe of the occasion.
Wear it to the backyard party, the bar crawl, the surprise dinner, the trip you finally booked to celebrate. Wear it as a group so the birthday person knows without question that their people showed up fully committed.
Soft ring-spun cotton, comfortable all day and all night, available in eleven colors because the crew deserves options. Printed in the USA.
Make It Theirs
While You're Already Here