Fluent In Sarcasm Everything Else Is A Second Language T-Shirt

If it shows up wrong, we fix it. No forms. No runaround. Just email us like a person and we will handle it like people.

That is the whole policy.

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Shipping

Free shipping on orders over $50 because you are already spending money on the truth. The least we can do is cover the postage.

Orders ship within 7 business days. Made in the USA means it takes a minute. Worth it. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and you will have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or ignore it completely. We support both personality types equally.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

We want you wearing the shirt, not emailing us about it. If something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, that is on us and we will fix it. No drama. We save the drama for the shirts.

Here is how it works:

Damaged or defective? Full refund. No questions asked.
You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
Item needs to be unused and in the condition it arrived.
Email us at customerservice@mocktshirts.com. A real human responds. Not a bot. Not a form. A person.

We are not a faceless warehouse operation. If something is wrong, just reach out like a normal human and we will sort it out like normal humans. Nobody here has time for unnecessary nonsense and neither do you.

Policy subject to change, but it will always be reasonable. That is the whole point.