Grammar Pun T‑Shirt – “Synonymy Rolls Just Like Grammar Used to Make”

Grammar Pun T‑Shirt – “Synonymy Rolls Just Like Grammar Used to Make”

XS / Dark Grey
$34.95
Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95
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Grammar Pun T‑Shirt – “Synonymy Rolls Just Like Grammar Used to Make”

Grammar Pun T‑Shirt – “Synonymy Rolls Just Like Grammar Used to Make”

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$34.95
Sale price  $34.95 Regular price  $49.95

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Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping

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Orders ship within 7 business days. Made in the USA means it takes a minute. Worth it. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and you will have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or ignore it completely. We support both personality types equally.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

We want you wearing the shirt, not emailing us about it. If something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, that is on us and we will fix it. No drama. We save the drama for the shirts.

Here is how it works:

  • Damaged or defective? Full refund. No questions asked.
  • You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition it arrived.
  • Email us at customerservice@mocktshirts.com. A real human responds. Not a bot. Not a form. A person.

We are not a faceless warehouse operation. If something is wrong, just reach out like a normal human and we will sort it out like normal humans. Nobody here has time for unnecessary nonsense and neither do you.

Policy subject to change, but it will always be reasonable. That is the whole point.

A soft, lived-in tee that speaks to word lovers without shouting. The heathered, lightweight fabric and relaxed retail fit make this shirt feel like a favorite from the first wear. Front artwork blends vintage bakery imagery with clever wordplay—subtle and slightly faded for an easygoing, bookish vibe. Wear it to writing groups, low-key coffee dates, or lazy weekends when grammar and puns are part of the plan. The breathable Airlume combed cotton keeps you comfortable while the ribbed crew neck and side seams hold the shape wash after wash. Tear-away label and REACH certification add thoughtful finishing touches for everyday wear.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — breathable and soft
- Retail fit with crew neckline, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for added structure and longer-lasting shape
- DTF/DTG printed labels and sleeves; tear-away label to reduce irritation
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas, Fair Labor Association & WRAP standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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