The I'll Start Monday Society Tee - Est. Every Week Since Forever
The I'll Start Monday Society Tee - Est. Every Week Since Forever
Our Promise
If it shows up wrong, we fix it. No forms. No runaround. Just email us like a person and we will handle it like people.
That is the whole policy.
Washing Instructions
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:
- Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
- Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
- Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
- First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)
Drying Instructions:
- Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
- Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
- Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.
Additional Tips:
- Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
- Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
- If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Free shipping on orders over $50 because you are already spending money on the truth. The least we can do is cover the postage.
Orders ship within 7 business days. Made in the USA means it takes a minute. Worth it. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and you will have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or ignore it completely. We support both personality types equally.
Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
We want you wearing the shirt, not emailing us about it. If something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, that is on us and we will fix it. No drama. We save the drama for the shirts.
Here is how it works:
- Damaged or defective? Full refund. No questions asked.
- You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
- Item needs to be unused and in the condition it arrived.
- Email us at customerservice@mocktshirts.com. A real human responds. Not a bot. Not a form. A person.
We are not a faceless warehouse operation. If something is wrong, just reach out like a normal human and we will sort it out like normal humans. Nobody here has time for unnecessary nonsense and neither do you.
Policy subject to change, but it will always be reasonable. That is the whole point.
Membership is automatic. You joined the moment you said it the first time.
You know the feeling. Sunday night rolls around and something shifts. A clarity descends. A resolve so pure and so total that it could only have been born from the specific combination of a full weekend of doing absolutely nothing and the distant promise of a fresh start. Monday, you decide, is when everything changes. The diet. The gym. The 5am wake-ups. The version of yourself that has been waiting patiently in the wings while you sat in that chair with that blanket and those shoes that have been ready since March. Monday is the day. Monday has always been the day.
Monday has been rescheduled.
Not canceled. Never canceled. Just moved. To next Monday, which everyone agrees is genuinely the better Monday anyway, logistically speaking. The shoes are still there. They are not going anywhere. They will be ready when you are. Nobody is rushing.
This is the shirt for every person who has ever set an alarm they turned off, started a note in their phone titled "NEW ROUTINE" that has exactly one item in it, or said the words "I'll start Monday" with a conviction so deep it almost counted as starting. That is most of humanity. Most of humanity should own this shirt.
Wear it to the gym you joined in January and have been meaning to get back to. Wear it to brunch on a Sunday when someone asks about your fitness goals. Wear it to any situation where honesty is more useful than optimism and the truth is funnier than the alternative.
Heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717, 6.5 oz garment-dyed ring-spun cotton. Because if you are going to postpone your goals in a shirt, it should be the most comfortable shirt you own. Printed in the USA. Available in black because some things are just right the first time.
Join The Society
While You're Already Here