The Judgy Cat Tee - No Text Needed
The Judgy Cat Tee - No Text Needed
Our Promise
If it shows up wrong, we fix it. No forms. No runaround. Just email us like a person and we will handle it like people.
That is the whole policy.
Washing Instructions
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:
- Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
- Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
- Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
- First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)
Drying Instructions:
- Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
- Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
- Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.
Additional Tips:
- Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
- Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
- If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Free shipping on orders over $50 because you are already spending money on the truth. The least we can do is cover the postage.
Orders ship within 7 business days. Made in the USA means it takes a minute. Worth it. Once it leaves our hands, USPS takes over and you will have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or ignore it completely. We support both personality types equally.
Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
We want you wearing the shirt, not emailing us about it. If something shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, that is on us and we will fix it. No drama. We save the drama for the shirts.
Here is how it works:
- Damaged or defective? Full refund. No questions asked.
- You have 30 days from purchase to let us know.
- Item needs to be unused and in the condition it arrived.
- Email us at customerservice@mocktshirts.com. A real human responds. Not a bot. Not a form. A person.
We are not a faceless warehouse operation. If something is wrong, just reach out like a normal human and we will sort it out like normal humans. Nobody here has time for unnecessary nonsense and neither do you.
Policy subject to change, but it will always be reasonable. That is the whole point.
You already know this cat.
You have met this cat at a party, in a meeting, across a dinner table, and occasionally in the mirror at 2am. This is the cat that walked into the room, took one look at everything happening, and made a decision. Not a loud decision. Not a dramatic one. Just a quiet, thorough, completely final assessment delivered entirely through sustained eye contact and the specific angle of a chin that has seen enough.
There is no text on this shirt because the cat does not need a caption. The stare is the caption. The stare has always been the caption. Wear it to any social situation where you are present in body but have already mentally checked out and quietly judged every person in the room. Wear it to family events, work functions, first dates, second dates, and anywhere else the energy needs a spokesperson.
Some people will laugh immediately. Some people will stare back at your chest for three full seconds before they get it. Both reactions are correct.
Heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717, 6.5 oz garment-dyed ring-spun cotton. Front print. No text. No explanation. Printed in the USA by people who understood the assignment.
Add It To The Rotation
While You're Already Here